That dog won't shut it.

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That dog won't shut it.

1st April 2011 05:46	#16
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	Yeah, I think the collar is the only thing defining who's got the upper hand. Even so, I swear every now and then that animals have this look in their eye that says they think otherwise. I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

1st April 2011 15:34	#17
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	nah i think they know that you are the boss becuase when they do something they shouldnt have done, they will be punished but its not vice versa and my mom has a cat that cat is great, except sometimes she is aggresive been hit in the face by her sometimes, she was punished (but it was more my fault) the funny thing is, is that she likes me the most even though i only go to my mother once a week ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

1st April 2011 21:28	#18
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	I'm allergic to animals, but I like dogs. Cats don't like me for some reason. Its usually cats who are like "YOU MY SLAVE!!!! YOU DO NOT COMMAND ME!!!" and dogs who are like "ME YOUR MASTER!!!! I PROTECT YOU!!!" My mom never punishes our dog. Neither does my sister, who owns my dogs little brother. That's why my dog likes to bark and her brother likes to wreck things and barf everywhere. BLEAH. I dislike barf! I don't want to clean it up! I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

2nd April 2011 00:22	#19
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	yeah thats true about cats they do what they want, even though you just them for it one time that cat was hanging in the curtains we pulled her out and punished but just 10mins later she was in the curtains again does your dog puke everywhere? seriously crazy ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

2nd April 2011 05:18	#20
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	Yeah, my sisters dog (he doesn't stay at out house, thank goodness! ) pukes EVERYWHERE and he runs away every other day. One time he ran away and went inside someone else's house! I was horrified! It was so funny afterwords though. He's really ADHD, and he can't hold still for more then... wait, not at all. He's not bad, he's just... obnoxious. And troublesome. And fast. Really fast. Like Chuck Noris fast. I still like him though. He's so funny! I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

2nd April 2011 13:11	#21
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	Quote Originally posted by RikuLovesYou Yeah, my sisters dog (he doesn't stay at out house, thank goodness! ) pukes EVERYWHERE and he runs away every other day. One time he ran away and went inside someone else's house! I was horrified! It was so funny afterwords though. He's really ADHD, and he can't hold still for more then... wait, not at all. He's not bad, he's just... obnoxious. And troublesome. And fast. Really fast. Like Chuck Noris fast. I still like him though. He's so funny! and he pukes dont forget that he pukes aaaaaaah what a cutie bleeerg aaaaaaah he puked on me get him away from me Last edited: 2nd April 2011 13:11 by MrAcid ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

2nd April 2011 19:43	#22
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	Lol! Yes, that's kind of how it works. When I start to think I could adopt him and snuggle him, he goes and barfs somewhere! Not to mention one time I was playing video games, minding my own business, when my sister's dog comes up. He waits by me for a second, then jumps up on my lap. I wasn't paying attention because, hey, I'm gaming, Who does pay attention when they're gaming? Next thing I know I feel this warm wetness on my lap. The dog dang peed on me! I was so surprised and mad I tossed him off of me and screamed like a bloody banshee for at least a minute. After that everyone in the house wouldn't stop laughing about it for days. Apparently he'd never done that before to anyone. I wish it had stayed that way. I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

3rd April 2011 20:33	#23
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	aaaah he likes you they only pee on people they like and he also pees on what is his property so you will forever be his slave now go clean the places he made dirty oh and i also hope you cleaned your cloth after that ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

4th April 2011 07:04	#24
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	ER!!! OF COURSE I CLEANED IT!!! AND I DON'T BELONG TO NOBODY, ESPECIALLY A DOG!!! EEEEEEEEE! I don't want to be a dog slave. Its one thing to clean up after a person, its another to clean up after a dog! People don't pee on trees and other people! At least, I hope not. I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

4th April 2011 14:21	#25
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	Quote Originally posted by RikuLovesYou ER!!! OF COURSE I CLEANED IT!!! AND I DON'T BELONG TO NOBODY, ESPECIALLY A DOG!!! EEEEEEEEE! I don't want to be a dog slave. Its one thing to clean up after a person, its another to clean up after a dog! People don't pee on trees and other people! At least, I hope not. what i never said something about peoples well people will pee on trees when they are drunk but dogs pee on stuff to mark their territory so now he owns you muhaha do you other pets, or do you only have a dog? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

4th April 2011 20:51	#26
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	I have a girl dog and my sister has the boy dog. I don't have any more animals. Luckily. I don't think I could handle a cat or a fish marking me too! And just cause he peed on me doesn't mean he owns me! Rebellion! I will rebel against the natural order! Last edited: 4th April 2011 20:52 by RikuLovesYou I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

5th April 2011 14:57	#27
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	is it your dog or is it your family dog? haha maybe later you will be owned by a goldfish ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

6th April 2011 05:17	#28
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	Owned by a goldfish?!? How would that happen in the first place?! O.O Tecnically both the girl and boy dog are family dogs, but the girl always stays here and the boy is shared between my sisterand my parents. I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

6th April 2011 13:28	#29
MrAcid Emperor of the Forum Status: Offline Join Date: September 2010 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2708 Send Message	i dont know it was just a joke like if, fishes that mark territory but why does your sister want Mr. pukey? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is Jens by the way , but don't abuse it because I have that name copyrighted

8th April 2011 04:28	#30
RikuLovesYou Regular User Status: Offline Join Date: January 2011 Location: United States Posts: 375 Send Message	My sister likes Mr. Pukey. He's very cute and funny. Downside is, obviously, the puking. I know it was a joke, but how on earth would a goldfish mark me? Just wondering. I am a Nobody who appears as everybody when somebody speaks my name. Call my name. Pull me out of the darkness. Forget my face. Let me sink into the light of laughter.

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