That dog won't shut it.
1st April 2011 05:46 #16
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Yeah, I think the collar is the only thing defining who's got the upper hand. Even so, I swear every now and then that animals have this look in their eye that says they think otherwise.
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1st April 2011 15:34 #17
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nah i think they know that you are the boss
becuase when they do something they shouldnt have done, they will be punished
but its not vice versa

and my mom has a cat
that cat is great, except sometimes she is aggresive
been hit in the face by her sometimes, she was punished (but it was more my fault)
the funny thing is, is that she likes me the most even though i only go to my mother once a week
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1st April 2011 21:28 #18
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I'm allergic to animals, but I like dogs. Cats don't like me for some reason.
Its usually cats who are like "YOU MY SLAVE!!!! YOU DO NOT COMMAND ME!!!" and dogs who are like "ME YOUR MASTER!!!! I PROTECT YOU!!!"
My mom never punishes our dog. Neither does my sister, who owns my dogs little brother. That's why my dog likes to bark and her brother likes to wreck things and barf everywhere.
BLEAH. I dislike barf! I don't want to clean it up!
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2nd April 2011 00:22 #19
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yeah thats true about cats
they do what they want, even though you just them for it
one time that cat was hanging in the curtains we pulled her out and punished but just 10mins later she was in the curtains again

does your dog puke everywhere?
seriously crazy
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2nd April 2011 05:18 #20
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Yeah, my sisters dog (he doesn't stay at out house, thank goodness! ) pukes EVERYWHERE and he runs away every other day. One time he ran away and went inside someone else's house! I was horrified! It was so funny afterwords though. He's really ADHD, and he can't hold still for more then... wait, not at all. He's not bad, he's just... obnoxious. And troublesome. And fast. Really fast. Like Chuck Noris fast. I still like him though. He's so funny!
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2nd April 2011 13:11 #21
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Originally posted by RikuLovesYou
Yeah, my sisters dog (he doesn't stay at out house, thank goodness! ) pukes EVERYWHERE and he runs away every other day. One time he ran away and went inside someone else's house! I was horrified! It was so funny afterwords though. He's really ADHD, and he can't hold still for more then... wait, not at all. He's not bad, he's just... obnoxious. And troublesome. And fast. Really fast. Like Chuck Noris fast. I still like him though. He's so funny!


and he pukes
dont forget that he pukes

aaaaaaah what a cutie
bleeerg
aaaaaaah he puked on me
get him away from me
Last edited: 2nd April 2011 13:11 by MrAcid

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2nd April 2011 19:43 #22
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Lol! Yes, that's kind of how it works. When I start to think I could adopt him and snuggle him, he goes and barfs somewhere! Not to mention one time I was playing video games, minding my own business, when my sister's dog comes up. He waits by me for a second, then jumps up on my lap. I wasn't paying attention because, hey, I'm gaming, Who does pay attention when they're gaming? Next thing I know I feel this warm wetness on my lap. The dog dang peed on me! I was so surprised and mad I tossed him off of me and screamed like a bloody banshee for at least a minute. After that everyone in the house wouldn't stop laughing about it for days. Apparently he'd never done that before to anyone. I wish it had stayed that way.
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3rd April 2011 20:33 #23
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aaaah he likes you
they only pee on people they like

and he also pees on what is his property
so you will forever be his slave
now go clean the places he made dirty

oh and i also hope you cleaned your cloth after that
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4th April 2011 07:04 #24
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ER!!! OF COURSE I CLEANED IT!!! AND I DON'T BELONG TO NOBODY, ESPECIALLY A DOG!!! EEEEEEEEE!
I don't want to be a dog slave. Its one thing to clean up after a person, its another to clean up after a dog! People don't pee on trees and other people! At least, I hope not.
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4th April 2011 14:21 #25
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Originally posted by RikuLovesYou
ER!!! OF COURSE I CLEANED IT!!! AND I DON'T BELONG TO NOBODY, ESPECIALLY A DOG!!! EEEEEEEEE!
I don't want to be a dog slave. Its one thing to clean up after a person, its another to clean up after a dog! People don't pee on trees and other people! At least, I hope not.


what i never said something about peoples
well people will pee on trees when they are drunk

but dogs pee on stuff to mark their territory
so now he owns you muhaha

do you other pets, or do you only have a dog?
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4th April 2011 20:51 #26
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I have a girl dog and my sister has the boy dog. I don't have any more animals. Luckily. I don't think I could handle a cat or a fish marking me too!
And just cause he peed on me doesn't mean he owns me! Rebellion! I will rebel against the natural order!
Last edited: 4th April 2011 20:52 by RikuLovesYou

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5th April 2011 14:57 #27
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is it your dog or is it your family dog?

haha maybe later you will be owned by a goldfish
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6th April 2011 05:17 #28
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Owned by a goldfish?!? How would that happen in the first place?! O.O
Tecnically both the girl and boy dog are family dogs, but the girl always stays here and the boy is shared between my sisterand my parents.
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6th April 2011 13:28 #29
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i dont know
it was just a joke

like if, fishes that mark territory

but why does your sister want Mr. pukey?
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8th April 2011 04:28 #30
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My sister likes Mr. Pukey. He's very cute and funny. Downside is, obviously, the puking.
I know it was a joke, but how on earth would a goldfish mark me? Just wondering.
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