The Sky Ship Chat Noir
2nd November 2009 11:53 #1
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In a universe not to far from Earth's, a Sky-Ship gets ready to set sail across the skies once more. It has been kept quiet so far, in case the Bounty Hunters manage to find the remaining crew. This poster was found in a bar notorious for serving pirates a few days ago.

WANTED: HARDWORKING, LOYAL CREATURES LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE
Any creature is allowed as long as they satisfy the following:
-Must not be afraid to bend (or break) the rules.
-Must have own weapons
-Must be able to take orders
-Must respect women (this was found scribbled out, it was hard to tell if the crew or a drunk was the cause)
-Must be able to drink alcohol
-Must respect privacy
-Must wear clothes

If you wish to apply, please include the following below in your character page, or mention them in your intro:

Name:
Age:
Race:
Occupation:
Why you deserve to be on the Ship Chat Noir:


Signed Your Captain.

((You may have two charcaters if you wish. I am playing the Captain and one other character, I'll introduce her now))

Dasin stumbled into the bar and an enormous girn on her face about, well, nothing in particular. Heading straight to the bar she pulled a sleeping drunk off his chair and to the floor as she unelegantly took her place. "Wheres my drink!?!" she asked to the guy beside her "I had one, now its gone.. somewhere, did i leave it in the other bar?" she continued as the bartender placed a large beer in front of her.

"Dasin, here" shouted the barkeep as he handed her the drink and placed a form down in front of her "You dont do well staying in one place my love, you'd want to fill this out before you go insane!" he laughed as he returned to the rest of the customer awaiting him with thirsty eyes.

Dasin peered at the form, shrugged, filled it out and prompty fell into a drunken sleep on the bartop. This, is what she wrote:

Name: Dasin, the great, the beloved, the awesome-whatever they are all good
Age: Around 20? Maybe 22? Anyway its not polite to ask a lady their age!
Race: Homegrown! (By this she meant human and "homegrown" was being born on Earth)
Occupation: An adventurer in disguise as a pirate! in desguise as an adventuer! in disguise as a (this went on for a while)
Why you deserve to join the crew of the Chat Noir; Because if you were picky, you wouldnt be bloody well hanging up sign would ya now?

Finishing off the form, and being quite proud of herself for doing so, Dasin promptly fell asleep upon the bar top.
This user would like to announce that she is in fact dsylexic, has a wonky keyboard and is often chemically inconvenient. The user requests you take spelling and grammatical errors with a pinch of salt.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
3rd November 2009 00:27 #2
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Name: Kuro...Just...Kuro.
Age: 19 1/2
Race: HomeGrown
Occupation: "Would I be Signing up If I HAD A JOB!?"
Why Do You Deserve to Be on Sky Ship Chat Noir: "Well...Why DO YOU?! *poins at captain*..."Because I OWN the ship..."
It's the Lambizzle, yo.

Moo ^.^
4th November 2009 22:12 #3
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Name: Krieg Stranton
Age: 22
Race: Homegrown
Occupation: Weapons Specialist
Why you deserve to be on the Ship Chat Noir: Because, you don't want to get blown up, at least not without giving some fight back
10th November 2009 00:28 #4
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...HellooOooOOOooO?

Anyone Home -_-
It's the Lambizzle, yo.

Moo ^.^
13th November 2009 21:15 #5
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The forums are dead. Long dead. We are the only posters, like ever. Its a little disheartening.
14th November 2009 01:42 #6
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I know, Asem...I know...
It's the Lambizzle, yo.

Moo ^.^
14th November 2009 19:16 #7
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We need to get the site advertised. Maybe then we could get new friends.
16th November 2009 02:39 #8
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Indeed. Sounds Good.
It's the Lambizzle, yo.

Moo ^.^
16th November 2009 02:39 #9
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Indeed. Sounds Good.
It's the Lambizzle, yo.

Moo ^.^
16th November 2009 02:39 #10
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sorry, triple post XD
It's the Lambizzle, yo.

Moo ^.^
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